Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Leno
Massachusetts began the first state to marry gay couples today. Though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. I can see that. You know such as, does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
Do you do 2 separate bachelor parties? It does raise a lot of questions here.
As you may know, we spent last week at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas where everybody speaks French. I tell you, it’s nice to finally be back in Los Angeles where everybody speaks Spanish.
Agriculture officials are warning the citizens of Florida to be on the look out for giant land snails from Africa. See, that’s when you know we’re too fat in this country, when snails are catching up to us!
It’s bad enough people in Florida aren’t strong enough to punch through a paper election ballot, but now apparently they’re not fast enough to out run a snail!
Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow who gave birth to a baby girl named Apple. Gwyneth says looking forward to having another daughter so she can have a "pear”.
Letterman
I am laughing on the outside and crying on the inside. I got a call from Massachusetts this morning – my Uncle Earl is a bride.
Did you see the big Charles Manson movie last night here on CBS? The whole gang was there - Charlie, Susan, Tex, Patricia, Squeaky – no wait that’s the CBS "Early Show”.
Turns out Charles watched the movie in prison – with a few close voices in his head.
Massachusetts began the first state to marry gay couples today. Though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. I can see that. You know such as, does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
Do you do 2 separate bachelor parties? It does raise a lot of questions here.
As you may know, we spent last week at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas where everybody speaks French. I tell you, it’s nice to finally be back in Los Angeles where everybody speaks Spanish.
Agriculture officials are warning the citizens of Florida to be on the look out for giant land snails from Africa. See, that’s when you know we’re too fat in this country, when snails are catching up to us!
It’s bad enough people in Florida aren’t strong enough to punch through a paper election ballot, but now apparently they’re not fast enough to out run a snail!
Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow who gave birth to a baby girl named Apple. Gwyneth says looking forward to having another daughter so she can have a "pear”.
Letterman
I am laughing on the outside and crying on the inside. I got a call from Massachusetts this morning – my Uncle Earl is a bride.
Did you see the big Charles Manson movie last night here on CBS? The whole gang was there - Charlie, Susan, Tex, Patricia, Squeaky – no wait that’s the CBS "Early Show”.
Turns out Charles watched the movie in prison – with a few close voices in his head.
