Thursday, May 13, 2004
Leno
Because so many people get heart attacks, the big, high class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. At the cheaper casinos downtown they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
It’s hard to do current event jokes here because people in Las Vegas don’t care what’s going on in the rest of the world while they’re here. Like today I mentioned those naked guys with the hoods over their heads that were chained to the beds and someone asked me "Where is that? At Caesar’s?”
Today Kobe Bryant plead "not guilty” in a Colorado courtroom. You he’s been going back and forth so much between his trial and playing basketball that now when Coach Phil Jackson calls him off the bench he says, "Will the defendant please rise."
It’s reported that Jennifer Lopez is engaged once again, this time to singer Marc Anthony. It was his turn. You know what they say-7th time is the charm.
Because so many people get heart attacks, the big, high class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. At the cheaper casinos downtown they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
It’s hard to do current event jokes here because people in Las Vegas don’t care what’s going on in the rest of the world while they’re here. Like today I mentioned those naked guys with the hoods over their heads that were chained to the beds and someone asked me "Where is that? At Caesar’s?”
Today Kobe Bryant plead "not guilty” in a Colorado courtroom. You he’s been going back and forth so much between his trial and playing basketball that now when Coach Phil Jackson calls him off the bench he says, "Will the defendant please rise."
It’s reported that Jennifer Lopez is engaged once again, this time to singer Marc Anthony. It was his turn. You know what they say-7th time is the charm.
