Friday, May 28, 2004
Kilborn
John Kerry just got a $10 million 757 for travel for his campaign. If you have a 757 do you really need to be president?
The 757 weighs 30 tons and can land on the fence.
Conan
”Shrek 2” made $128 million in its first week. In a related story John Kerry has asked Shrek to marry him.
Leno
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
First Kerry fell off his bike, and now Bush fell off his. Can’t we get a man who can pedal a bicycle and be president at the same time?
Here’s an amazing story - in a medical first a baby boy was born with sperm that was frozen 21 years ago. They named the boy "Ice Cube.”
White Castle announced they are thinking about coming out with a veggie burger. Veggie burgers at white castle, hey, how ‘bout coming out with a beef burger? Why don’t you try that?
A 45 year old man in Germany was arrested after he ran over to a neighbors house and forced them to stop redecorating their home at gunpoint.
He pulled a gun on them and made them stop redecorating. Finally, somebody doing something about all this makeover crap. How many are with this guy? Enough is enough!
John Kerry just got a $10 million 757 for travel for his campaign. If you have a 757 do you really need to be president?
The 757 weighs 30 tons and can land on the fence.
Conan
”Shrek 2” made $128 million in its first week. In a related story John Kerry has asked Shrek to marry him.
Leno
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
First Kerry fell off his bike, and now Bush fell off his. Can’t we get a man who can pedal a bicycle and be president at the same time?
Here’s an amazing story - in a medical first a baby boy was born with sperm that was frozen 21 years ago. They named the boy "Ice Cube.”
White Castle announced they are thinking about coming out with a veggie burger. Veggie burgers at white castle, hey, how ‘bout coming out with a beef burger? Why don’t you try that?
A 45 year old man in Germany was arrested after he ran over to a neighbors house and forced them to stop redecorating their home at gunpoint.
He pulled a gun on them and made them stop redecorating. Finally, somebody doing something about all this makeover crap. How many are with this guy? Enough is enough!
