Saturday, May 22, 2004
Kilborn
I just saw John Kerry’s new commercial and he said, "I approve of this message – if I had one.”
Leno
Yesterday we had First Lady Lara Bush on the show. We had all the Secret Service guys here on the set. They’re like 6’2”, wear those suits, they just stand there and don’t smile. It was like a room full of John Kerrys.
Yesterday John Kerry met with Ralph Nader. When those two met it created what is called a charisma black hole.
Have you ever looked at Ralph Nader? Doesn’t he look like a John Kerry that has been in the dryer for a few days?
For the first time ever a lost deer made it all the way across the Golden Gate Bridge. Experts say the deer was either very hungry or extremely gay.
Al Gore has endorsed the global warming movie "The Day After Tomorrow”. Let’s hope that works out better than his Howard Dean endorsement.
I just saw John Kerry’s new commercial and he said, "I approve of this message – if I had one.”
Leno
Yesterday we had First Lady Lara Bush on the show. We had all the Secret Service guys here on the set. They’re like 6’2”, wear those suits, they just stand there and don’t smile. It was like a room full of John Kerrys.
Yesterday John Kerry met with Ralph Nader. When those two met it created what is called a charisma black hole.
Have you ever looked at Ralph Nader? Doesn’t he look like a John Kerry that has been in the dryer for a few days?
For the first time ever a lost deer made it all the way across the Golden Gate Bridge. Experts say the deer was either very hungry or extremely gay.
Al Gore has endorsed the global warming movie "The Day After Tomorrow”. Let’s hope that works out better than his Howard Dean endorsement.
