Monday, April 26, 2004
Leno
What was it 90 today? Ninety-one degrees today. Man I tell ya, I was sweating like John Kerry trying to hide his SUV.
John Kerry was giving a big speech about the environment and a reporter asked him if he owned a SUV and he said, "No I do not.”
And then the reporter asked him "What about the Chevy Suburban in the driveway?” He said "That’s my wife’s.” Thanks for clearing that up. Thank God it’s not politics as usual.
So far this year, our good friend, the country of Saudi Arabia has beheaded four people. There were two beheadings just this week.
They do these beheadings in public. They get huge crowds. You know what’s in really bad taste; last night was Bobblehead Night.
According to a poll by babynames.com, the most popular baby names right now are Aidan for boys, and Madison for girls. The least popular baby names: Osama and Omarosa.”
In his book Bob Woodward quotes Colin Powell as saying he warned Bush about the "pottery barn rule” for invading Iraq – "you break it, you bought it”.
Instead, maybe Powell should have warned Bush about the "7-11 rule” – you’re familiar with the "7-11 rule”? "You go into a place full of people from the Middle East, there’s gonna be some shooting.”
For All The Jokes You Missed About Kerry- "John Kerry Is The Joke" (Click Here)
What was it 90 today? Ninety-one degrees today. Man I tell ya, I was sweating like John Kerry trying to hide his SUV.
John Kerry was giving a big speech about the environment and a reporter asked him if he owned a SUV and he said, "No I do not.”
And then the reporter asked him "What about the Chevy Suburban in the driveway?” He said "That’s my wife’s.” Thanks for clearing that up. Thank God it’s not politics as usual.
So far this year, our good friend, the country of Saudi Arabia has beheaded four people. There were two beheadings just this week.
They do these beheadings in public. They get huge crowds. You know what’s in really bad taste; last night was Bobblehead Night.
According to a poll by babynames.com, the most popular baby names right now are Aidan for boys, and Madison for girls. The least popular baby names: Osama and Omarosa.”
In his book Bob Woodward quotes Colin Powell as saying he warned Bush about the "pottery barn rule” for invading Iraq – "you break it, you bought it”.
Instead, maybe Powell should have warned Bush about the "7-11 rule” – you’re familiar with the "7-11 rule”? "You go into a place full of people from the Middle East, there’s gonna be some shooting.”
For All The Jokes You Missed About Kerry- "John Kerry Is The Joke" (Click Here)
