Friday, April 30, 2004
Leno
Today’s my birthday – I got a lovely gift. Today someone gave me the new John Kerry answering machine. The only problem - it doesn’t have a message.
President Clinton’s memoirs, entitled "My Life” will be released in June….they’re waiting until June because that’s after the current ban on porno has been lifted.
Today former President Bill Clinton’s New York office had to be evacuated after a suspicious white powder was discovered in mail addressed to him. Fortunately it wasn’t anthrax. Turned out just to be some powdered sugar from a donut one of his girlfriends was eating before she mailed the letter.
Broke all kinds of records yesterday, 102. It was another hot day today….Kobe Bryant flew out to Eagle, Colorado just for the cool mountain air.
It was so hot today, somebody threw a bucket of water on Omarosa and she melted!
To give you an idea how hot it was today, Michael Jackson was asking kids "What they would do for a Klondike bar.”
K-Mart has signed with Martha Stewart for two more years. Kmart wants her for two more years. Unfortunately the government wants her for five years.
Billy Joel went house hunting over the weekend….and he killed one! Boom! Nailed it!
Kilborn
The Spanish troops have been leaving Iraq. Some of the leaving Spanish troops were injured when they were run over by French vehicles leaving faster.
Today’s my birthday – I got a lovely gift. Today someone gave me the new John Kerry answering machine. The only problem - it doesn’t have a message.
President Clinton’s memoirs, entitled "My Life” will be released in June….they’re waiting until June because that’s after the current ban on porno has been lifted.
Today former President Bill Clinton’s New York office had to be evacuated after a suspicious white powder was discovered in mail addressed to him. Fortunately it wasn’t anthrax. Turned out just to be some powdered sugar from a donut one of his girlfriends was eating before she mailed the letter.
Broke all kinds of records yesterday, 102. It was another hot day today….Kobe Bryant flew out to Eagle, Colorado just for the cool mountain air.
It was so hot today, somebody threw a bucket of water on Omarosa and she melted!
To give you an idea how hot it was today, Michael Jackson was asking kids "What they would do for a Klondike bar.”
K-Mart has signed with Martha Stewart for two more years. Kmart wants her for two more years. Unfortunately the government wants her for five years.
Billy Joel went house hunting over the weekend….and he killed one! Boom! Nailed it!
Kilborn
The Spanish troops have been leaving Iraq. Some of the leaving Spanish troops were injured when they were run over by French vehicles leaving faster.
