Friday, April 23, 2004
Leno
"John Kerry has released his plan to protect the environment. His wife is going to put it into a trust."
"The big story right now is the end of "Friends”.... But enough about Colin Powell and Dick Cheney."
"Every administration has this though. Powell and Cheney – Bill and Hillary."
"Thailand is threatening to pull their troops out of Iraq if attacked, if they’re even fired upon. Are those troops? Aren’t they really tourists?"
"There are plans underway to make the biggest Hollywood bomb in history. Ben Affleck and J. Lo get married at The Alamo."
"They say the price of ice cream will be up this summer because the prices of all the ingredients are up. With gas prices up, the porn industry shut down, and now ice cream prices up – they might as well just shut down the Neverland Ranch."
For All The Jokes You Missed About Kerry-"John Kerry Is The Joke" (Click Here)
"John Kerry has released his plan to protect the environment. His wife is going to put it into a trust."
"The big story right now is the end of "Friends”.... But enough about Colin Powell and Dick Cheney."
"Every administration has this though. Powell and Cheney – Bill and Hillary."
"Thailand is threatening to pull their troops out of Iraq if attacked, if they’re even fired upon. Are those troops? Aren’t they really tourists?"
"There are plans underway to make the biggest Hollywood bomb in history. Ben Affleck and J. Lo get married at The Alamo."
"They say the price of ice cream will be up this summer because the prices of all the ingredients are up. With gas prices up, the porn industry shut down, and now ice cream prices up – they might as well just shut down the Neverland Ranch."
For All The Jokes You Missed About Kerry-"John Kerry Is The Joke" (Click Here)
