Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Leno
The big story today is John Kerry’s hair. This happens every election. It happened to Clinton a couple elections back. John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet The Press” interview for a total cost of $1000. $1000 for a haircut. Which sounds like a lot but have you seen the size of John Kerry’s head.
If you’re just paying them by the hour, you’re looking at about eight bucks.
Spain has withdrawn its troops, or troop from Iraq. The new prime minister said that putting Spanish citizens in Iraq was senseless and dangerous. Unlike running with the bulls.
And President Bush was so upset he threatened to deport Antonio Banderas.
The number one movie in the country, "Man On Fire”. It’s about a guy waiting in line in the sun all day to see "The Tonight Show”. Very exciting!
Man it what was it 104 today. Over 100 degrees here in the valley. I was sweating like Billy Joel taking a drivers test.
It was so hot today "Hellboy” went to a theater showing "The Passion of The Christ” just for the air-conditioning.
Bill Clinton’s memoir which is coming out in June is called "My Life”. It’s an oral history.
They say it should be a good read even for people who are unfamiliar with Bill Clinton. You know like Hillary.
According to Fox News, Michael’s lawyer’s quit because Michael doesn’t like other people having direct access to him. Boy is he going to hate prison. Oh my God!
Results of a recent survey show that 17 million Americans have stopped downloading music illegally. They say these kids have gone back to getting music the old fashioned way – just shoplifting it.
The big story today is John Kerry’s hair. This happens every election. It happened to Clinton a couple elections back. John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet The Press” interview for a total cost of $1000. $1000 for a haircut. Which sounds like a lot but have you seen the size of John Kerry’s head.
If you’re just paying them by the hour, you’re looking at about eight bucks.
Spain has withdrawn its troops, or troop from Iraq. The new prime minister said that putting Spanish citizens in Iraq was senseless and dangerous. Unlike running with the bulls.
And President Bush was so upset he threatened to deport Antonio Banderas.
The number one movie in the country, "Man On Fire”. It’s about a guy waiting in line in the sun all day to see "The Tonight Show”. Very exciting!
Man it what was it 104 today. Over 100 degrees here in the valley. I was sweating like Billy Joel taking a drivers test.
It was so hot today "Hellboy” went to a theater showing "The Passion of The Christ” just for the air-conditioning.
Bill Clinton’s memoir which is coming out in June is called "My Life”. It’s an oral history.
They say it should be a good read even for people who are unfamiliar with Bill Clinton. You know like Hillary.
According to Fox News, Michael’s lawyer’s quit because Michael doesn’t like other people having direct access to him. Boy is he going to hate prison. Oh my God!
Results of a recent survey show that 17 million Americans have stopped downloading music illegally. They say these kids have gone back to getting music the old fashioned way – just shoplifting it.
