Thursday, April 22, 2004
Kilborn
"It looks like John Kerry is going to be the Democratic nominee for president. Finally the Democrats found an Al Gore without all the flash and sizzle!"
Leno
"Wow! You sound like John Kerry reading Bob Woodward’s new book."
"Bob Woodward’s new book "Plan of Attack” about President Bush is now the number one book in the country. Bush is really upset about this."
" First there was the Paul O'neill book, then Richard Clarke's book, then John Dean's book - Bush is going "Do I have to read another book?"
"Independent candidate Ralph Nader says he thinks the draft is coming back. But then again Ralph thinks that he is coming back."
"At Duke University, officials are so worried about their students’ staying up till 1 am they eliminated 8 a.m. classes. Students couldn’t be happier. Now they can stay up till 3 A.M."
"Our old friend Tom Brokaw has announced that his last broadcast on the NBC nightly news will be December 1st. This way he can stay through the presidential election, the Florida recount and of course the Supreme Court decision."
"It looks like John Kerry is going to be the Democratic nominee for president. Finally the Democrats found an Al Gore without all the flash and sizzle!"
Leno
"Wow! You sound like John Kerry reading Bob Woodward’s new book."
"Bob Woodward’s new book "Plan of Attack” about President Bush is now the number one book in the country. Bush is really upset about this."
" First there was the Paul O'neill book, then Richard Clarke's book, then John Dean's book - Bush is going "Do I have to read another book?"
"Independent candidate Ralph Nader says he thinks the draft is coming back. But then again Ralph thinks that he is coming back."
"At Duke University, officials are so worried about their students’ staying up till 1 am they eliminated 8 a.m. classes. Students couldn’t be happier. Now they can stay up till 3 A.M."
"Our old friend Tom Brokaw has announced that his last broadcast on the NBC nightly news will be December 1st. This way he can stay through the presidential election, the Florida recount and of course the Supreme Court decision."
