Thursday, March 25, 2004
Letterman
"The presidential campaign is getting exciting. John Kerry has been being a boob on the campaign trail, he’s dropped off in the polls, so he took some time off. He went out to Idaho for five days to do some snowboarding. He’s good with a snowboard. He can do the alley-oop, the backslide and the corkscrew – no, wait that’s Clinton."
"There’s turmoil in the Middle East. There’s always turmoil in the Middle East. It’s having an effect on New York. Today on my way to work my cab driver got a call – he’s the new leader of Hammas."
"The presidential campaign is getting exciting. John Kerry has been being a boob on the campaign trail, he’s dropped off in the polls, so he took some time off. He went out to Idaho for five days to do some snowboarding. He’s good with a snowboard. He can do the alley-oop, the backslide and the corkscrew – no, wait that’s Clinton."
"There’s turmoil in the Middle East. There’s always turmoil in the Middle East. It’s having an effect on New York. Today on my way to work my cab driver got a call – he’s the new leader of Hammas."
