Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Leno
Yesterday John Kerry met with Al Sharpton. Did you see Kerry and Sharpton standing there together? They looked like Abe Lincoln and Rueben from "American Idol”.
Actually there was kind of embarrassing for Al Sharpton - remember when John Kerry said he wants to be considered the second black president since Bill Clinton was the first. That’s why he told Al Sharpton he couldn’t be his running mate. He told Al, "Look to balance the ticket, I’m gonna have to go with a white guy. We can’t have two black guys on one ticket. Sorry brother, good luck.”
Kerry refuses to say who these leaders were, now it turns out he hasn’t even been out of the country in a year and half. Which means the only possible foreign leader he could’ve met with was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What Kerry meant to say is he heard from people all over the world who hope he wins. It turns out the real story is he was at the International House of Pancakes and overhead people in the next booth talking."
Conan
John Kerry is busy. He wants to raise $80 million before the Democratic National Convention. He has two ways of raising money. Soliciting Democrat donors or going through his wife’s purse.
Yesterday John Kerry met with Al Sharpton. Did you see Kerry and Sharpton standing there together? They looked like Abe Lincoln and Rueben from "American Idol”.
Actually there was kind of embarrassing for Al Sharpton - remember when John Kerry said he wants to be considered the second black president since Bill Clinton was the first. That’s why he told Al Sharpton he couldn’t be his running mate. He told Al, "Look to balance the ticket, I’m gonna have to go with a white guy. We can’t have two black guys on one ticket. Sorry brother, good luck.”
Kerry refuses to say who these leaders were, now it turns out he hasn’t even been out of the country in a year and half. Which means the only possible foreign leader he could’ve met with was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What Kerry meant to say is he heard from people all over the world who hope he wins. It turns out the real story is he was at the International House of Pancakes and overhead people in the next booth talking."
Conan
John Kerry is busy. He wants to raise $80 million before the Democratic National Convention. He has two ways of raising money. Soliciting Democrat donors or going through his wife’s purse.
