Sunday, March 21, 2004
Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is the presidential election really offers a choice of two well informed opposing positions on every issue – they both happen to be John Kerry’s."
"He’s quite an athlete – they showed him snowboarding. He’s in Idaho and he’s snowboarding. Did you see him on the news? He is pretty good. He’s a good snowboarder. Did you see him? He was going downhill faster than Howard Dean."
"One of Kerry’s advisors once said, there’s really "two John Kerry’s”. There’s "indoor John” who agonizes over decisions, and "outdoor John” who takes bold decisive action."
"Outdoor John – isn’t that a port-o-potty?"
"We make jokes about it but the truth is the presidential election really offers a choice of two well informed opposing positions on every issue – they both happen to be John Kerry’s."
"He’s quite an athlete – they showed him snowboarding. He’s in Idaho and he’s snowboarding. Did you see him on the news? He is pretty good. He’s a good snowboarder. Did you see him? He was going downhill faster than Howard Dean."
"One of Kerry’s advisors once said, there’s really "two John Kerry’s”. There’s "indoor John” who agonizes over decisions, and "outdoor John” who takes bold decisive action."
"Outdoor John – isn’t that a port-o-potty?"
