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Saturday, March 13, 2004

Leno

The price of gas continues to rise here in California. In fact at the station near my house, they don’t even put the prices up on the sign anymore. The sign just reads, "If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.”

Today Martha Stewart also came out for a ban on gay marriage - especially while she’s in jail.

Obesity is on track to become the number one killer in the U.S. in fact, it’s so bad, they’re now talking about a 5 day waiting period to buy a donut.

Kilborn

Howard Dean has dropped out of the presidential race. Let’s face it Howard Dean wasn’t able to recover from that early mishap – Al Gore’s endorsement.

Other

You show me a country full of Pink Cars and
I will Show you a Pink-Car-Nation!

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