Friday, March 19, 2004
Leno
John Kerry has announced that he and his wife are leaving on a weeklong vacation. He’s going to take her back to the place where he proposed. At her bank.
A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden. Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France’s biggest military victory ever.
The Secret Service announced today they are doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why, I mean, with two positions on every issue, he's got twice as many people mad at him.
John Kerry has announced that he and his wife are leaving on a weeklong vacation. He’s going to take her back to the place where he proposed. At her bank.
A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden. Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France’s biggest military victory ever.
The Secret Service announced today they are doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why, I mean, with two positions on every issue, he's got twice as many people mad at him.
