Thursday, March 11, 2004
Leno
California lawmakers are now proposing an amendment that would allow 14 year olds a quarter vote and 16 year a half a vote in all state elections. How stupid is this? Don’t we have enough trouble counting whole votes? How are we gonna figure out fractions.
Yesterday they had the big L.A. Marathon – the winner got a new car and $25,000. You know what $25,000 was for? Gas.
Soon Saddam Hussein will have his trial, I don’t care were it is, I don’t even care what’s he’s charged with. I have just one request. Can we get Martha Stewart’s attorneys to represent him.
California lawmakers are now proposing an amendment that would allow 14 year olds a quarter vote and 16 year a half a vote in all state elections. How stupid is this? Don’t we have enough trouble counting whole votes? How are we gonna figure out fractions.
Yesterday they had the big L.A. Marathon – the winner got a new car and $25,000. You know what $25,000 was for? Gas.
Soon Saddam Hussein will have his trial, I don’t care were it is, I don’t even care what’s he’s charged with. I have just one request. Can we get Martha Stewart’s attorneys to represent him.
