<$BlogRSDUrl$>

Saturday, March 20, 2004

KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a b*tch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Kerry-Welcome to the burden of being monitored 24-hours a day!

Leno

"The Secret Service announced today they are doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why, I mean, with two positions on every issue, he's got twice as many people mad at him."

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?